Posted by
Moshe Phillips on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:51:39 AM
The Four Questions for the Seder at the Obama White House
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Ma Nishtana...
For the seder at the Obama White House this year, we hear there's talk of an alternate version of The Four Questions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Nishtana):
Introductory Question
Mr. President, why is this administration different from all other administrations?
The First Question
Why is it that all other administrations acknowledge Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, but this administration refuses to say Jerusalem is even located in Israel?
The Second Question
Why is it that all other administrations try to be friendly to the democratically elected prime minister of Israel, but this administration is bitter towards him?
The Third Question
Why is it that all other administrations try not to pick fights with Israel even once, but this administration picks fights with Israel more than twice?
The Fourth Question
Why is it that in other administrations the president visits both Muslim and Jewish states, but this administration visits only Muslim states?